Review of Apple iPhone on iOS 6 8: The joke or the truth?

As everyone knows, the new iPhone will be released on 10 September. This will be the iPhone 5S, running on iOS 7. But few people know that in the evening of September 10, at the headquarters of Apple will be declassified a new model - iPhone 6 running on iOS 8. All planning to buy iPhone 5S may be disappointed by the fact that it is outdated, but it still is not available!

The news said Ron Wayne - Associate Head of main department to review the innovative ideas of the third grade to the consideration of non-approved
senior members of the technical department of the secret Apple.

What are we prepared to iPhone 5S we already know, and what have introduced a novelty iPhone 6 inquisitive minds of developers Apple?

    24 megapixel camera compared to 12 megapixels 5S, can shoot under water, on fire, in the dark - the camera praised Jacques-Yves Cousteau, Joan of Arc, Agnieszka Holland (director of the film in the dark)
    fingerprint sensor arms and legs, as well as your pets paws, new sensitive nanofibers can catch not only print, but also the amount and the smell of sweat on your palms, technology has received positive reviews from companies OldSpays and Rexona
    developed a special version of the iPhone 6 mini - for those who have bought all the equipment EPL on credit and who have no money, it will be sold at a more affordable price, at $ 13 cheaper, and it can be bought in any store credit for prepayment of in 77%, this move should be made more popular Apple products in the poorest countries - Burundi and Congo
    OZGI new display in place IGZO 5S, characterized in that the solar powered, and in a dark room for energy for your body, thereby holding the battery 55 times longer
    processor with a frequency of 3.2 GHz instead of 1.6 GHz in a 16-5S will tiyadernym increasing productivity at + infinity times
    RAM 4 GB instead of 2 GB per 5S weak point of this smartphone, its only 2 times, but now it will not even DDR3 and DDR4, and iDDR5
    the screen is going to be 8.6 inches instead of 4.3 to 5S, it is the largest smartphone, while it would be ergonomic and will easily fit in your pocket, because the EPL is going to change clothes for more than 95% of the population (that so many people by their calculations will use the iPhone 6), new clothes will be provided with pockets of at least 8.7 inches, which is the iPhone 6 intermeddle vpritirochku, and on the design of clothing mnogokarmannoy worked himself Wasserman, he promises that the sale will be clothing that can fit in your pockets all bought your gadgets, including a 17-inch MacBook Pro with Power Supply

Apple is planning to increase its revenue from iPhones not less than 2 times, from $ 18 million in the quarter to 36.

A lot of iPhone developers have worked 6 and security. Many remember a case where exploding iPhone injured Chinese girl Sop Lee eyes. She was talking on the smartphone more than half felt the heat and decided to take a look at the device, but there was nothing to see ... She lost her vision. EPL has developed a new compensation iEYE (for Russian sounds like Ai-Ai). It is an implant which not only replaces human eyes but relatives and increases visual abilities. iEYE provided ultrazoom and flash on supersvetodiodah. As well, all the iPhone 6 will now be equipped with a countdown timer, and if the conversation on the gadget is more than 30 minutes, the phone automatically turns off! This option can be turned off, but then implant iEYE have to buy in Apple stores separately.

But it was not without secrets. Until now, no one knows how it will look iPhone 6.

It's all the news for today, tell your friends about them, especially those who are planning to buy iPhone 5S - though not in a hurry.

This post is a joke, if someone still do not understand :) Smile more often, to help the EPL!